IMHO - in my humble opinion -

IMHO - in my humble opinion -
Mein Blog zum Thema Privatsphäre, Internet und Humor.

++ Nigeria Scam - ausnahmsweise ehrlich. ++

Es gibt sie noch, die ehrlichen Betrüger.

Die Konversation auf Skype begann wie folgt:

"Hello. How are you? Am Robert Dutu. I have a very important business proposition for your consideration"

Aber lest es selber ab diesem Printscreen.

(Quelle: http://thenextweb.com/)

Labels: Betrug, Humor (EN)

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Dienstag, März 24, 2009 top

++ Fireworks ++

Eine gut gemachte Feuerwerk-Simulation in Java geschrieben:

Labels: Java

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Donnerstag, März 12, 2009 top

++ Joke: mother & daugther ++

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

(Source: boardofwisdom.com)

Labels: Humor (EN)

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Donnerstag, März 12, 2009 top

++ Joke: old fridge ++

Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
“Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
“Fridge for sale $50.”

The next day someone stole it!

(Source: chickencrap)

Labels: Humor (EN)

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Mittwoch, März 11, 2009 top

++ Joke: an infinite number of mathematicians in a bar ++

“ An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.

(Source: Everything Random)

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Mittwoch, März 11, 2009 top

++ Joke: Police coments ++

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

#10 “Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

#8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
...

(Source: Everything Random)

Labels: Humor (EN)

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Mittwoch, März 11, 2009 top

++ Joke: credibility of a police officer ++

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.

..

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir . But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description? '
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

Labels: Humor (EN)

posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Donnerstag, März 05, 2009 top

++ Children left unattended .. ++