Mein Blog zum Thema Privatsphäre, Internet und Humor.
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++ Joke: why? ++
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker? Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored! Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? What's another word for thesaurus? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!" (Quelle: www.bitoffun.com ) Labels: Humor (EN), Oneliner posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Sonntag, Februar 08, 2009 top
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