Mein Blog zum Thema Privatsphäre, Internet und Humor.
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++ Joke: Bumper Sticker Collection ++
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to DeathDon't Steal....The Government hates Competition 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain All men are Idiots, and I married their King DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE! Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW I love cats...they taste just like chicken What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats Keep honking, I'm reloading Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I are proud to be a college student For a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes! "If ass holes could fly, this place would be an airport!" Honk to see finger! "Better a blow job, than no job!" My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA! Work hard, the people on welfare depend on you! I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Hang up and drive! Welcome to America ..... Now speak English Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people: "Everybody, But Me." If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. The proctologist called...they found your head. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. (Quelle: http://www.thejokeyard.com/ ) Labels: Humor (EN), Oneliner posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Sonntag, Februar 08, 2009 top
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