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++ Great quotes by comedians ++
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of fourpeople make up 75 percent of the population." --David Letterman "Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy "The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'" --Jerry Seinfeld "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni Hier hat es mehr davon. posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Samstag, Oktober 08, 2005 top
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