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++ Joke: Republican National Convention ++
Opening Day Schedule
06:00 p.m. - Opening prayer 06:15 p.m. - Supplementary opening prayer 06:30 p.m. - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers 06:45 p.m. - New energy policy presented by Exxon 07:00 p.m. - Canonization of Reagan 07:15 p.m. - Additional prayers 07:30 p.m. - Opening remarks by Halliburton 08:00 p.m. - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay 08:15 p.m. - Additional remarks by Halliburton 08:30 p.m. - Stoning of the first homosexual 08:45 p.m. - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente 09:00 p.m. - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA) 09:15 p.m. - Halliburton contributes $1.4 billion to Republican party 09:30 p.m. - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the quads" 09:45 p.m. - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan 10:00 p.m. - Cheney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. tells him to go fuc* himself 10:15 p.m. - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea _________(Bush: "Damn, the NORTH is the evil one. My bad.") 10:30 p.m. - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, _________who had an illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin 10:45 p.m. - Dancing around the golden calf 11:00 p.m. - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual 11:15 p.m. - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser 11:45 p.m. - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president 12:00 p.m. - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am) 02:00 a.m. - Hookers arrive posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Mittwoch, September 01, 2004 top
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